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A large cumbersome idiot with a limited vocabulary. Their bodies are normally out of proportion with the rest of them. Sausage fingers and a microscopic penis are a tell-tell sign of an Oaf. They're normally found near a blocked toilet, having just parked their breakfast there. An Oaf has a favoured past time of using his sausage fingers to check ones prostate.
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