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The father of your child.. an arrogant cocky prick who thinks he has you where he wants you. Aka the Puppet Master! Usually gets in touch when he's pissed expecting you to be at his beck and call to pick him up from 'the sesh' then will want to shag you and not speak to you for god knows how long. He probably has a few tattoos and a shit haircut.. but thinks he is God's gift to women but treats them like shit.
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