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a 19 year old that thinks he's 'ard just because he does marine biology and takes shots of tea mixed with cider. This lanky boi thinks he's the bees knees but in real life is a complete pussy. He took it up the batty once in a holiday park in room 201b, but still denies the fact of him being gay (or even curious). He's a sad, lonely alcoholic and is just waiting to find his MATTch, go to www.mattisacunt.co.uk
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