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The making of the Minotaur was made millions of years ago when the first man was brought upon the Earth. As the man matured he had the urge to mate to increase the population of the new species of animal known as humans. Not having much knowledge what he saw move was a cow in the distance. The first thing in his mind was “oh boy I’d tap that” so he did...for several hours and fucking died. 9 months later the creature of the Minotaur was born being half bull and half human.
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