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Neolani(or noooooooooooooooolani if you guys are close)is the coolest person you could ever meet.She is one in a million......never mind,she is one in a trillion.She can be the meanest and rudest person when you first meet her,for example taking your backpack and hiding it every time you go to the library,or calling you a dumb whore every chance she gets(lol)but once you get the chance to actually know her it’ll all be worth it. Like having your own little note from years ago in a Greek mythology book(the fingering book)or having your own little spot in the library were you could do dumb poo poo, and even having a food bag which you could use to sneak food into the library. She can put up with your stupid poo poo and there will never be a dull moment with her. She is truly an amazing friend that you shall cherish(even if you move away:’(
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