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a total badass that is VERY attractive to only ugly people. Mostly a funny person and yells the word DICK everywhere. Also Draws DICKS everywhere too, sometimes in sharpie marker. Also LOVES drawing shit like people and is a cat person. ALSO BEATS ASS BECUASE THERE ARE LOTS OF CUNTS AND ASSHOLES ON THIS PLANET, SO A PHILANDRA WILL STICK THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ALL DA HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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