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Someone who has no desire to do anything and sits around all day jacking off and walking around the house naked with dried up sperm stains all over them because they don't shower after jacking off. They live with their parents at the age of 32 and they don't care about anyone or anything. They never shave or shower and have scum all over their teeth and accidentally shit themselves because they fart while jacking off.
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