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A sickness which causes the patient to have a day or multiple days off work. Usually contracted by yard staff or drivers. Patients usually display the following symptoms: - sticky matress - immense feeling of lazyness - ability to not give a shit - ability to let co-workers do their work - enormous feeling that they are owed a certain amount of sick days a year. Symptoms can quickly subside if administered a dose of self respect and a small amount of elbow grease.
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