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Katie is a bit of a mess. She is a total try hard in school, and tends to come off like a know-it-all. However, if she gains the confidence to talk to you (she’s pretty shy), you’ll realize she has no idea what she’s doing. Katie is terrible at telling stories. She will be in the middle of a sentence and stop her story. Then two minutes later, she’ll try to pick up from where she left off. She makes funny stories REALLY boring. Katie has some redeeming qualities though. She works her ass off to make you happy and she’s always willing to help out. She hates seeing animals hurt and may be vegetarian. Katie is usually a singer, and makes sure everyone knows how much she loves to sing. She also tends to force friends to listen to “obscure” bands. Her close friends know she is a bit risqué, but she’s never had any action in her life. She is a major single pringle. Instead, she prefers to obsess over one small event with a guy for months or online stalk cute guys. Only certain people are up to the task of being Katie’s friend, but if you are, she will be a pretty good friend.
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