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A national delicacy, this cheese is the only non dairy cheese to be matured on the human body, fermented under the rims of the bellend to achieve a nutty and occasionally fruity taste depending on the time left to age and the ageing process itself. Is commonly used as a light spread on toast, and works excellently as a tangy kick to a salad of stir fry.
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