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1. A pre-pubescent dick who thinks he's working for the UN, but who in actual fact sits in a two-bit 4 desk office, one step up from licking stamps. Commonly known for being a neurotic narcissist. 2. Someone who aspires to be a dictator but is too incompetent, so he just takes his sexual inadequacies out on those around him.
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