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Wedgies are what my bully gives me a lot. He usually puts hot sauce in my tighty whightys first to make sure it hurts more. Then he grabs the front and his friend grabs the back and they yank until the undies break in the middle. Usually after that, they give me a hanging wedgie in on the coat hooks of one of their lockers. After they let m red out. They take off all of my clothes except for my tighty whightys and give me a hanging wedgie on the flag pole. Sometimes they grab my underwear, pour hot sauce on it, pull them up to make a thong, then twist a pencil through my leg holes until the hole gets really tight, and make me sleep in it. It's the worst wedgie ever
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