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Bill is a wet towel that is extensively used in the pool. He is most happy when he is rubbed against nuts. Once dry, he becomes immature and acts like a hippo. Do not misuse a bill. They are sensitive creatures that will seek revenge on you if he becomes dry. Bills are always wet.
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