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A sexually threatening male you don't want to keep around your girlfriend or spouse. Hourmazds throughout history have often embodied affluence, virility, and the apex of physical performance. Statistically Hourmazds exude a certain type of heterosexuality that's hard for other males to come by. Due to the energy carried by he name, it is a bad idea to utter the name around a family member or loved one you want to keep chaste and celibate. A Hourmazd's favourite thing is a nice butt which he often uses as a pillow.
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