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The Hedgehog is one of the greatest experiences a couple can enjoy. The male/female curls up like a scared hedgehog with his/her face planted into the mattress while their partner is gearing up for one of the best feelings she will ever feel, possibly even flicking her bean in preparation. Then proceeds to sit on the back of head of the hedgehoged human with her ham baguette and thrust back and fourth on their hairy head giving the feeling of facesitting a hedgehog. Bald people unfortunately can not partake in the position of hedgehog.
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