Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A Uff is a large inanimate female creature that moves slowly from bench to bench. The name derives from the sound they omit when forced to partake in any physical activity. A full grown Uff has a spotty complexion & can weigh as much as 2 ton, they can consume 3 times they're body weight in takeaways. Can be found living in shitpits or wandering round shops, gives birth to ufflets
Text fits
Save
Cancel