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One of the worst possible things any one can go through when they are sick. Warning: May include graphic imagery. This is when one has both a cold and constipation, with the addition of being very weak. You attempt to take a shit but you push so hard that you actually vomit on your floor and pants. Because you are so weak from pushing you can not move a lot so you take up a temporary home on the couch nearest to your bathroom. Your breath now smells like vomit and it feels as if your digestive system is going to explode but because you are so weak you can barely do anything. Even if you talk there is a high chance of throwing up again. To make it worse you are also over heating, so you can not cuddle in a blanket, the light is burning you eyes, and though you are tired you are also unable to go to sleep. Oh, and you also have a headache. This normally lasts only a day or two but when it is happening it, feels like +30 years. My suggestion is turning on a peaceful movie, pouring your self some lemonade (to burn the taste away) and having a small fan blowing you. Do not turn on any light or even your tv or even music. Just lay there in (thin shorts or boxers) thinking about what you could have done with your life because it feels like death in laying beside you (or inside your intestines) and hope you do not fall asleep and choke on your vomit.

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