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Name of a town on Long Island that is often forgotten about. Sandwiched between two classier towns (Wantagh and Massapequa), Seaford boasts a community of people who likely procrastinate putting engines in their vehicles, almost always a Ford Lightning. Seafordians on the south shore often own multiple boats and lifted trucks, as the streets tend to flood. Legend has it that many of the men are cursed with inexplicably inferior genitalia.
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