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A whiteout is when a man allows his penis to do all of his thinking for him. Akin to "blacking out" from being drunk, he may lose the ability to form coherent sentences, and begin communicating with offensively suggestive guttural sounds towards people. The prevailing hypothesis suggests this is caused by a backlog of semen rushing to the cranium, soaking into the brain and impairing it's function. Once the whiteout is over, the man usually does not remember where he is, what he said, or what he did.
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