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Roach (RŌCH) 1. A middle aged, unkempt, scraggly individual on a perpetual walkabout; where nobody knows if he’s homeless or a prison escapee. Said person rarely sleeps and you will find him eating street food around 4 AM. You will generally see him befriend other roaches when all attempts of communication with nonroaches fails. Blood alcohol level is typically above .30. Amazing talents of never being arrested and living to see another day. When approached by a roach, one must run away as he is willing to tell a never ending story for the thousandth time. Usually of below-average height with red hair who claims number 55 as his high school football number. This person will live through a nuclear winter.
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