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A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities: 1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up 2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name 3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes
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