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An insanely-bored/touchy paranoid with a "trigger-happy" finger that's always poised over the "E-1" ("E-2" is for fire, "E-3" is for ambulance; enough said) auto-dial button on their telephone, just waiting for the flimsiest excuse to dial 9-1-1.
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