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At first glance in public... she is the perfect mother, wife, sister, teacher, and all around perfect humble example of a Godly Christian woman. Her children are well behaved, obedient, and the textbook picture of respect and politeness. But don't fall from her graces. Don't make her look like she is anything but what she portrays or you will find yourself on the receiving end of the sharpest, hurtful, stabbing tongue that ever uttered a condescending phrase. She will cut your heart out at breakfast and sautee it all afternoon so she can share it with her "worshiping minion followers" at supper. She starts with her caring, wishful statements of "You know, I just love (insert current victim name here) and pray that tje Lord will bless them, but I wish you would pray with me about their (private, personal, embarrassing, or scandalous untruth about victim). We all know how easy it is for someone in thier position to fall prey to that sort of thing... Especially if they are out of God's will and not attending church. Bless their heart. God's will be done in their life.

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