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Any person enforcing the collection of arbitrary payment or influencing the expenditure of money, while adding no value. Examples of activities that cause one to be a swindlefuck include, but are not limited to: taxation with inefficent or misuse of funds, cover charge without live performance, fines for things that harm literally no-one, claiming intent to pay someone back for something but never doing it
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