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Raccoons are nature’s juggernauts. After doing research, I found a list of some of the best traits about them from a trustworthy researcher called “reccooneggs”, which is his birth name. (though they have many more special traits)

Reason 1: He protec but he also attac Reason 2:They naturally regenerate limbs. Need to whip up a quick dinner? Just chop off a raccoons leg. Reason 3: They’re obedient. Want someone dead? A raccoon will kill them James Bond style no questions asked. Reason 4: Racoon Urine cures cancer Reason 5: Theyre really good at video games. Are you a copper IV in rainbow six siege? They’ll carry you all they way up to diamond. Reason 6: Need protection against someone with a gun? Raccoons are naturally bulletproof. Reason 7: Raccoons can DESTROY any animal in a 1v1. Reason 8: People see you walking a dog? They ignore you. People see you walking a raccoon? Looks like you just got a get-out-of-virgin-free card. Reason 9: Raccoon feces cure hepatitis. Reason 10: Just look at them, they’re adorable.

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