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Literally why does everyone make a definition of their own name and stroke themselves with it. Whatever the case I will do the opposite. Nikola is a self-hating guy who feels terrible most of the time due to reasons seemingly unknown to anyone around him. He has no idea what to do with his life as there are too many roads for him to know which one is right, he is paranoid, expecting anything and everything to go against him as it sometimes does. He has few (though good) friends and is not very social. He is nearly always online making unfunny memes that only trash tier memers laugh at (like this one) and is too lazy to work on good ones (or to work in general). He does however have a big dick and is amazing and fuck these god damn name definitions :^).
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