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What happens when you wear Axe. Does not help you get past bad looks if you are to ugly, but wearing Axe means you do not have to be smooth. Effectiveness decreases with amount of Axe used. It works best with just a spritz. Too much, on the other hand, could keep Johnny Depp from getting laid. See also The Axe Defect
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