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Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'. You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
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