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Dexter is one high pitched gay ass motherfucker. it is said that his vocal cords where removed when he was a child and replaced with a cat so whenever he tries to be cool and sing he cant because of how high his voice is. Dexter's usually don't get laid because of how miniature their dick's are, it is said that one time when was trying to have sex one day, when he took his pants off the girl screamed and said "oh my god, i'm not a lesbian" Dexter's are short, blonde and usually absolute cunts that go to some school called all shit or something like that.
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