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The yanking of a nerds breifs, thong , or other humiliating underwear. A wedgie is needed to put geeks, dorks, and nerds into place. There are several different types of Wedgies to give, but the number one rule for wedgies is to always give them to nerds in public for excess humiliation: The Melvin Wedgie: Yanking the front of a nerds underwear to kill their balls (its not like theyre going to need them anyway) The Thong Wedgie: If the nerd is in a thong grab them by the loops and hang them from a tree by their thong. Eventually their thong will rip and they will fall The Messy Wedgie: This is my favorite one to give to the nerds. First you give them a normal wedgie then you stuff food down their ass. Its also nice to take pics The Atomic Wedgie: You yank up they're undies until the waist band is covering theyre heads The FlagPole Wedgie: In this wedgie you grab the nerds underwear, drag them to your schools flagpole, attach theyre their undies to the pole, and hoist them up into the sky for humiliation. Its best to have them up there naked except for theyre thong (there r more wedgies)

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