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A very ugly man, usually with a very small penis, which doesn't matter anyway because he's asexual. Has a great love for all things theoretical, physics and theoretical physics. Likes to drink (coffee) alone while playing with his coffee maker and never attends social gatherings. Very loyal to his $400 pen which he may possibly have a sexual attraction to(unconfirmed). A man who will protect his virginity by any means by rejecting all forms of human contact.
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