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Blond. Short. And really annoying, he has no friends and will fuck anyone on the first date. Really desperate. Really really desperate. Tiny dick. Will date anyone just to get a free meal and some sex. really desperate little mother fucker. Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
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