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Girls...the mystical sex. They enjoy (*GASP*) shopping and putting strange colored coats on their nails, only to be washed off by pure alcohol. :-/ They take more than 30 seconds to get dressed in the morning and spend 1/10 of their life in the salon. Do NOT attempt to approach one without a weapon. *SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING* More than 2 hours within contact of a girl before age 11 can be hazardous to your health.
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