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Fuck off of a Chris a Chris can fuck you up for life Don't you talk shit about a Chris cause a Chris can fuck you up one touch and you fucking die cause you aint talk shit 'bout Chris If you talk shit 'bout Chris at school he's going uppercut the shit out of you and throw you outta class into a locker and then beat the shit outta you until you're begging to get your dumbass' ass in that lonely ass locker of the virgins. You fuck with a Chris on the street and get ready to get dissed to the ground. People gonna be out here nicknamen you Cooken Salem cause you be gettin' raosted the shit out of. "Salmon Diss" Get outta ma' face You big disgrace You acting all tough but you're just a cheeto puff now go back to eat your own Or else you're gonna get fuckin' owned Bitch, no one messes with me Now go ahead and let me be If you decided to stay Then you are gonna pay Now lets go ahead and end this diss before I make you piss from all this kickass abyss said by a very badass roastin' Chris and as I said before, don't fuck with a Chris.
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