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A deer Abbott is a deer that is pretending to be a human. He is usually disguised as a small know-it-all asshole. If you come across a deer Abbott, then befriend him so that nothing weird happens to you. Trust us, weird shit will happen. The deer is also commonly referred to as 'Abbott' as deer take a liking to this name. It fits a know-it-all asshole, don't you think?
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