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Antonio is generally an asshole. You're lucky if the two of you fall in love, but I'd never know, nor would I want to. He has a nice smile, but is ultimately a self-centered jerk and an asshole. He causes a lot of commotion, is loud, and irritating. I guess if you get to know him, he's not all that bad. He makes the dumbest jokes you would ever hear, yet somehow people find them funny. He may or may not have a small dick, but if he does, good things can come in small packages.
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