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National Blowjob Day After Christopher Columbus got off of the Mayflower (in may thus the name MAY-flower) the first thing he did was find the best kept Native American woman and in return for a sack of corn he was given the best blowjob of his life. His crew was so inspired by this that they all went out and did the same, and although they were completely out of corn, this tradition spread across Europe making May 21st national Blowjob day.
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