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Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. * This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song! chorus Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy! I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again! chorus If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?! chorus without last line Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
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