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1. This is the stock symbol for Microsoft, commonly referred to as Mister Softee by brokers and traders, probably due to hearing Jim Kramer's repeated use of the phrase. 2. Mister Softee, aka flaccid penis, or Micro Softee, an extremely small, flaccid penis. The use of MSFT in a brokerage office environment is used to convey info in writing under the PC radar, usually about a male coworker. 3. Mister Softee as a person who is easy to work for and get along with; not one to dish out the discipline. MSFT used again in the office environment to convey this info.
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