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The epitome of flawed perfection. Sure, he can be a douchebag, and he forgets things and can get insensitive, but doesn't everyone? He's competitive almost to a fault, and you'll definitely know when he wins, or loses for that matter. A damn sexy mofo that even if you wouldn't date him, you probably still want to fuck him. A guy that no one really knows his sexuality, and he doesn't seem to either. Nobody really cares though, because let's be honest - everyone wants to date him. He'll date anyone and treat them like royalty - at least, until they break his heart, then bitches better be ready.
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