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ANTON is the most annoying, creepy, harassing, weirdo. He tries to hang out with people who never want him around but he still follows you around night and day, he will cling onto you like a virus. You must take him to dirty bin shove in the bin get a SCAR-L and shoot the bin a couple of times (I WARN YOU TO CARRY A FLICK KNIFE EVERYWHERE AFTER THAT). BE WARNED THAT AN ANTON WILL PROBABLY FOLLOW YOU EVERYWHERE TO THE END OF THE EARTH, IF THIS HAPPENS, I ADVISE YOU TO HIDE ALL RELATIVE, ESPECIALLY CHILDREN, (EVEN MORE SO IF THEY ARE AGED 7-10) ,HE LIKES THEM VERY MUCH, HIDE THEM IN YOUR DEAD NAN'S CAR AND TRY TO TAKE HIM ON YOURSELF AND TELL YOUR RELATIVES TO DRIVE AWAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED GOOD LUCK. NO NOT YOU ANTON THEM, WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE, JENNIFER HIDE THE KIDS. AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
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