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Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome. Touch a ninja, you die. See a ninja, you die. Speak of a ninja, you die. See a mysterious katana lying around, you die. Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die. Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.
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