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A guy so perfect, it's almost like he was made up. He's mysterious and enjoys World War 2 history and population studies. He tends to rock an awesome mustache. Not so much of a ladies man. Lives with his mom. The number one item on his bucket list is to pay off his student loan before he dies. Before he dies, he wants to go to Illinois and have a slice of cheese. Pure. Cheese.
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