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Matea is a girl who wears a pound of makeup but is still ugly. She is also such a fake person. She has the fakest laugh that will annoy the shit out of everyone. She also has huge eyeballs that scare the shit out of everyone. She is usually a poor girl who uses all her money on beauty products. She had the potential to be smart but shell decide to be popular instead.She will use anyone to become popular and then pretend she doesn’t know them. She’ll date boys even though she is secretly lesbian just so she can tell everyone she has a boyfriend. She is also a giant slut and liar! She’ll take you away from your friends and make you feel like a piece of shit everyday! If you ever meet someone named Matea, NEVER TALK TO THEM AGAIN!
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