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A human female who's life is fully devoted to the soul purpose of creating big farts. Braphogs are typically fed a high calorie diet made up mostly of protein, fibre, and soda. A healthy braphog consumes about 8000 calories per day, with the exact ratio of protein/fiber/soda varying according to the desired brap characteristics, such as total gas yield, decibel rating, and aroma. The "hog" in braphog indicates the dietary and lifestyle similarities between a braphog and a typical farm pig.
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