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A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given. Example: Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁 Guy 2: Ok Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend.... Guy 1: I give... zero fucks. *Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
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