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Von is a unicorn. The kind of man who only exists in a fantasy land. A Von is the example of perfection. He doesnt appreciate his reflection as much as the rest of the world. Its sad really. . Vons are very easygoing and super yummy. They make everything better with a mere smile. Their cuddles can prevent nightmares. A mythical creature girls want to ride. Get yourself a magical Von unicorn today!! You wont regret it.
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