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A fucking apostrophe, if you don’t know what this is, go back to 2nd grade Why even the fuck are you here... hold on, I know. 1. Because you’re bored and you have “nothing to do” 2. You were jerking off and you heard your mom walking to your room and had to quickly find something to do to cover up the fact you were just touching your 3” dick to some random chick you don’t know 3. You actually didn’t know what a damn apostrophe is Why are you still reading this, go do something useful with your life like actually getting a girlfriend after getting rejected 17 times
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