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When a man’s [meat and two veg] braces for the impact of a cold endeavor such as jumping into a [swimming pool]. This phenomenon causes the scrotum to contract and the penis to retract upward and [straighten out] thus mimicking an M1A1 Abrams Battle Tank.
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