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A piece of shit douchebag with a fucking helmet head haircut. He also doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself and no one else gives a fuck about him. The greatest person to ever live, but his family disowns him. He is known to believe he will be in the NFL when he is older when he can't even start in Junior High football. Also, he hurt his ankle when he tripped over the water cooler while standing on the sidelines.
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